I already drew toon wolf link but I wanted to retry
THE WIND WAKER MANGA IS SO UNREAL
Q:You know how sometimes there's these two characters and you don't care what way you ship them you will ship them in every and any manner as long as they're together? I've come to realize that this is how I feel about Grif and Simmons. The characters always get separated but those two are almost always together no matter what it's like their characters don't work without each other. It's really cute??? Idk I just get really happy when they're on screen together.
I get the feeling that if they ever got out of the army and went home Grif would just be really bored without him to pick on and so accustomed to making Simmons do all his work for him and no ration packs??? and Simmons wouldn’t have anyone to try and impress/feel more competent than and the very thought of what Grif’s living courters looked like with all those take out boxes he knows are just lying around would drive him mad they’d just be like… Confused about what to do without the other??A GOOD NINTY PERCENT OF WHAT THEY DO IS FOLLOW EACH OTHER AROUND AND INSULT ONE ANOTHER WHAT WOULD ELSE WOULD THEY DO WITH THEIR LIVES? WHAT DID THEY DO BEFORE? DO THEY EVEN REMEMBER?This is absolutely adorable and I’m publishing this
Now that this is published let me add to it:
Imagine them actually trying to live domestically.
Simmons subjecting Grif to his orchestra music and classic musicals all the time. Grif’s constant complaining that not even Tucker could produce sounds as unbearable to live in as constantly as this. Grif calling dibs on everything Simmons tries to touch right before he can pick it up just so he can’t have it. Grif falling asleep while Simmons is talking and Simmons reminding him that he can’t fall asleep on him without him knowing when he’s not in his armor. Grif assuring him that he knows, he just thinks that its still worth a try. Simmons making scheduled charts for everything to which Grif pays absolutely no attention to. Simmons knowing full well that would happen because he’s been trying this since blood gulch.
THERE IS NOTHING NOT AMUSING ABOUT DOMESTIC GRIF AND SIMMONS
Can you imagine how fucking stoked Church would’ve been when he figured out that it was Hargrove who was responsible, and that ‘Holy shit you guys, I know the perfect fucking way to start this phone call. Just trust me.’
Because Jerk of the Week wasnt good enough for this one.
For many many years, RVB fans would make fun of Reconstruction by doing things in skype calls and teamspeak get togethers that always went back and forth with “DEAR DIRECTAH. YOURE A DOUCHE” and “DEAH CHAIRMAN. YOUR MOM IS A HAMSTER” and I cannot believe this is canon now.
Like I sat there with my mouth agape. I cant believe this happened. Im so happy.
The Chairman was described as power hungry, but taking over a tiny planet….no thats not quite fitting. So heres the question: Why does Chairman want Chorus?
The answer: ALIEN STUFF
From the very beginning its been clear the Chairman collects and stores and studies alien artifacts.
Season 9: the trophy room Carolina wrecked
Season 7: Sending the False!CT to the desert to dig up the Epsilon!Ball
and now Season 11/12: going to Chorus and digging up these alien weapons. But its not just the weapons. There has to be something else on Chorus. It has catacombs it cant just be nothing.
So now heres the real question then: what is Chorus, and what does it have that he REALLY wants?
The Chairman is going to be so pissed when he opens Maine’s “coffin” and finds a disgruntled Doc sitting inside
Oh gosh though. It’s interesting if you go back and listen to their letters with the knowledge that Hargrove is going after him personally, and that the Director possibly knows that and still doesn’t manage to give a fuck.
"The protocol is not a guideline, dear Director. It is doctrine, and no one is above its rule."
"I value all our subjects’ well being. But I revere above all else our ability to continue as a species - our ability to survive."
You’re both just straight up fucking lying to each other god damnit
"Please do not attempt to recast this investigation as some type of personal vendetta."
Hahaha really Hargrove. Just wow.
"What has surprised me most about mankind during the Great War is not our ability to adapt to the new arenas of conflict, but instead, our willingness in victory to so quickly return to the old."
Translation: Have you not forgiven me for stealing your shit yet, it wasn’t even stealing, I was just borrowing it without permission, come on.
"When they write the new morality protocols for dealing with AI, I am certain they will name entire sections of the doctrine after you. It seems that you will earn your place in history after all…dear Director."
I hope something like this get carved into his tombstone after the whole Chorus thing.
So that sure puts a spin on the context of their letters.